neil

Someone everyone should love and i love a lot hes so funny and talented and i would do anything for him please marry me

“wow did you see neil go to that party!”
“yeah they looked hot”

by notandrewburnham June 12, 2021

Neil

A 'neil' is a passionate, good looking, sexy, clever guy who has an amazing out look on life. If you come across a neil, you can be sure your life would change for the better,

' i met a neil today, how lucky am i :)'

by sneaky leeky January 5, 2010

neil

a simp, very tall, gay twink

an absolute loser who likes to stand naked in a corn field

he turned into a pickle once, and called himself pickle neil
funniest shit i've ever seen

'wow, if you were any gayer you'd be neil' - a local bystander says

by one-hell-of-a-cult-leader May 25, 2020

Neil

Neil is the best person in the world. Smart and funny. The perfect person.

Neil is awesome

by demolsher2005 January 29, 2018

neil

to ruin a perfectly good stream of funny jokes by telling a really bad one.

thanks a lot, you just neiled it.

by jabrony September 17, 2007

a Neil

Having a wank in a public place, in honor of the radio presenter Neil Prendevile who did it while the plane was taxiing on the run-way.

Did you hear John had a neil on the bus?

ya that's fucking horrible.

by Cillit Bang 96 November 3, 2010

Neil

shortarse, who uses wikipedia articles in a vain attempt to prove his wacky theories.

If you were any more wrong, you'd be neil

by imsol33t January 12, 2010