phrase beginning smokers say to their parents (and rarely, children, spouses, or siblings, and very rarely, grandchildren) when they are told it's unhealthy for them and such people tell them not to continue
Mother: "You've been smoking, haven't you? I can smell it on your clothes even when you tried to cover it up."
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"
by Karen Stickney November 4, 2007
u need bread cuz u hungry and since ur eating bread that is made by a man or woMAN that is gay
you big gay pee
you big gay pee
person 1: hey guys I like really need to buy some bread in minecraft
person 2: no cuz thats gay
Person 1: ok
person 2: no cuz thats gay
Person 1: ok
by senor pee pee buns April 29, 2018
My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles
My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles :(
by WorseThanHitler January 17, 2021
“If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy” is something Daniel Seavey said after licking a present under the mistletoe.
by A limelight ofc December 20, 2020
“ Ayo Sydni take them titties out cuz i'm tryna see em am to pm double d-dem and i need em !!!“
Sydni: LMFAOO
Sydni: LMFAOO
by Ilikeerenscock March 14, 2022
I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself - Mariah lolo.
by thecharacterwannie July 3, 2022