moon

a small planet that goes around earth. it has been stolen by gru

shut up, luther, we know you went to the fucking moon.

by expressionofdepression April 1, 2019

Moon

The Moon is Earth's only natural satellite. It is one of the largest natural satellites in the Solar System, and, among planetary satellites, the largest relative to the size of the planet it orbits (its primary). It is the second-densest satellite among those whose densities are known (after Jupiter's satellite Io).

The Moon is thought to have formed approximately 4.5 billion years ago, not long after Earth. There are several hypotheses for its origin; the most widely accepted explanation is that the Moon formed from the debris left over after a giant impact between Earth and a Mars-sized body called Theia.

Basically, nothing to do with an asshole. Stop that shit.

Normal person: "Oh, look. The moon."
Fucking retard: "LOL WHY R U STARING AT AN ASSHOLE, FUCKING FAGGOT"
Normal person: "some boring shit in response to this, involving derogatory and demeaning words, particularly of long length to convince people that they're smart"

by I Hate This Fucking Website October 15, 2015

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moone

A beautiful girl who's unique and sharp witted, and has an affinity for gentle discourse. A true seductress.

That girl is amazing, but that's no Moone.

by Lilpinkoctopuss December 20, 2016

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the moon

the only thing that can kill mockingbirds.

The only way to kill a mockingbird, IS TO HIT IT WITH THE MOON!

by seismographitti 00 January 15, 2005

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mooning

The recreational act of baring one's ass in public with the intention of it being seen by people who don't want, or expect, to see it.

We drove to the Presidio to go mooning in front of the Officer's Club. A car full of majors and colonels followed us all the way back to Oakland. Guess they wanted to see some more moons.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 13, 2005

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