Government Experiment: 1337
Project Olympia
A child from Baltimore comes into an operation room with a slight concussion. He comes out perfectly fine. As he begins his first swim practice after the operation, he finds himself perfecting a new form of swimming never seen before. Without knowing, Operation Olympia commenced.
The chip placed inside of young Phelps's head enhanced his inert abilities of anaerobic respiration, antibrachium rotation, extrimetie fretting, and ultimate ass kicking.
This experiment was first introduced to the world at the Athens Olympics of 2004. He now has more Gold Medals than anyone else in history and has become uncontrollable.
Now as he continues to gain popularity and power from the Olympic crowd, he is to be a non-stoppable force in swimming forever. There's no stopping him now and the only hope for the world is to stay out of water.
No beaches, no pools, no baths, no faucets. Be aware of Phelps.
Project Olympia
A child from Baltimore comes into an operation room with a slight concussion. He comes out perfectly fine. As he begins his first swim practice after the operation, he finds himself perfecting a new form of swimming never seen before. Without knowing, Operation Olympia commenced.
The chip placed inside of young Phelps's head enhanced his inert abilities of anaerobic respiration, antibrachium rotation, extrimetie fretting, and ultimate ass kicking.
This experiment was first introduced to the world at the Athens Olympics of 2004. He now has more Gold Medals than anyone else in history and has become uncontrollable.
Now as he continues to gain popularity and power from the Olympic crowd, he is to be a non-stoppable force in swimming forever. There's no stopping him now and the only hope for the world is to stay out of water.
No beaches, no pools, no baths, no faucets. Be aware of Phelps.
Dude: hey guy, did you see Michael Phelps swim in the Olympics?
Guy: Dude, did you see him swimming home?
Dude: you mean through the Pacific Ocean?
Guy: YES! Do not go in the water!
Guy: Dude, did you see him swimming home?
Dude: you mean through the Pacific Ocean?
Guy: YES! Do not go in the water!
by Ross de Boss August 13, 2008
Michael Fred Phelps (born June 30, 1985) is an American swimmer born in Baltimore, Maryland.
Michael Phelps is THE best swimmer EVER.
He is also the greatest Olympian in history.
Michael Phelps is THE best swimmer EVER.
He is also the greatest Olympian in history.
person 1: did you watch the olympics last night?
person 2: yeah, i did.
person 1: did you see michael phelps?
person 2: HELL YES I DID! THAT MAN IS A SHARK! he's my hero.
Michael f***in' Phelps. 'nuff said!
person 2: yeah, i did.
person 1: did you see michael phelps?
person 2: HELL YES I DID! THAT MAN IS A SHARK! he's my hero.
Michael f***in' Phelps. 'nuff said!
by marine84x August 14, 2008
John : Oh my god! I just beat up the Seniors all by myself!
Steve : Yeah, they sure got Michael Phelped..
Steve : Yeah, they sure got Michael Phelped..
by John Cafasso August 30, 2008
When Michael Phelps was 19, he was arrested for underage drinking and driving under the influence. Most people forgave him. Four years later, he was caught smoking marijuana. For some reason, most people still let it slide and still see him as an idol. But what's next? A sex scandal?
by braze February 28, 2010
The all-time American icon who not only won 8 gold medals in the Beijing Olympics but also is documented smoking marajuana.
by B18 February 7, 2009
by Cocky Sanchez February 4, 2009
Professional swimmer who completely dominated the 2004 and 2008 Beijing Olympics.
14-time Olympic gold medalist (the most by any Olympian!) and holds 7 world records in swimming.
Set a world record in 2008 for most medals won at a single Olympics.
14-time Olympic gold medalist (the most by any Olympian!) and holds 7 world records in swimming.
Set a world record in 2008 for most medals won at a single Olympics.
Michael Phelps is awesome.
by runnforrestrunn August 17, 2008