poopy mayonnaise

A very intelligent word only used by very intelligent and big ball people referring to the term I shit in my mayonnaise.

Only the most intelligent people use this word!

Man: I almost died today!
Woman: omg are you ok?

Random man: poopy mayonnaise

by phonebadbookgood April 20, 2022

mayonnaise hole

The act of creaming one's butthole with mayonnaise.

Let me mayonnaise hole you.

by prettybadwtf October 4, 2022

99% fat free mayonnaise

When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.

"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"

by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019

bolognese mayonnaise

when you creampie during her period

Beta male: i don't like having sex on her period
Alpha: not a bolognese mayonnaise fan, huh?

by naprimerjanez February 1, 2021

Mayonnaise Buster

A man who conceives large amounts of semen into a beautiful woman

Man: Oh I'm About To Become a Mayonnaise Buster!
Woman: Do it Fast Daddy!

by DaddyJack February 20, 2017

Mayonnaise

An instrument

Mayonnaise is an instrument that I have wasted my entire life on. I'm currently undergoing a mid-life crisis.

by MlgIsNotDead April 6, 2017

mayonnaise

Mayonnaise is a food product and an instrument

I put mayonnaise on my fries.

by AStupidPersonOnTheInternet December 10, 2018