Someone (a girl) who is so utterly unattractive that she cuts your wood, meaning she makes your penis un-erect from her disgusting physical appearance like a lumberjack cutting up wood.
Dude so I was at this bar the other day, getting a boner from staring at this girl's ass, until she turned around! She was so ugly, made by boner go away - she was a lumberjack cutting my wood away!
by Spying_Fuzzball November 18, 2011
While a woman is tounging/licking your balls, you lift your cock up. While she continues to suck your balls, shout ''TIMBER!!!'' as you simultaneously let go of your cock and hit her in the face and forehead with your cock. Asians will have a harder time accomplishing this, and may have to shout ''TWIG!!'' or ''STUMP!!!'' instead.
Last night I gave Lisa a Lumberjack when she was licking my balls. She STILL has a red mark on her forehead from my cock!!
by Burt Hymen & the Fallopian Two September 28, 2011
I man who is simply, slanging that wood. Requirements: 7.5 inches in length, soda can girth, tennis ball size balls, left nut hangs lower than the right, and mushroom tip.
"Jackie came into the emergency room unconscious after having sexual intercourse with a Lumberjack from Lumberton."
by choppatown June 2, 2023
When you wake up with a truly impressive erection, but you're far too tired to tackle that morning wood.
by MrTastie November 16, 2016
A device that allows lumberjacks to remain doing hard work while also keeping their over sized shits plugged in.
by Haller January 31, 2018
Your sitting down, your poop is hanging half out and you have to rush out unexpected to chop your log in half and start off on your adventure.
My wife walked up to the door banging, yelling Hurry up, I gotta go now! I executed The Berenstain Lumberjack, exited the bathroom immediately, allowed the Mrs. access. Happy Wife, Happy Life. True Story
by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023
A recovering alternative kid that is angsty usually a part of the lgbt community that now found country music during their search to find god but has discover that they are not one or the other they or both therefore they are an alternative lumberjack
Guy 1: Yo that chick is something , I want to know more about her
Guy 2: goooo for it she’s one of those alternative lumberjacks 😉
Guy 2: goooo for it she’s one of those alternative lumberjacks 😉
by Angsty teen yeee hawww July 10, 2019