a hooded society of biggots
a large hate group that startad after the civil war in 1865
by Anonymous November 6, 2003
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the KKK is the most stupid group of people i have ever come to know.
i'm part of the KKK and i really want to get out of this cult, the longer i stay the more of a chance i'm going to hell. (fuck that, my ticket's laminated because of you sick fucks)
i never should have joined, i was so stupid now and if i could have ONE WISH, i would wish that all of the KKK burns in hell with me.
thanks for ruining my life. you know instead of being assholes to everyone you should try befriending Jews, Blacks, and Asians. they're not too bad!!! they're better than you shitty excuses for a human being. the KKK is a waste of carbon, sperm and egg, they're God's enemies and they're too blind to see that. they've blinded themselves because they can't see the outside world, they can only see their insides (why? because their heads are up their asses).
as someone said earlier, you make no sense, you burn crosses yet you're for God.
ahem *opens Bible*
i believe the Bible says "you shall not murder".
*continues reading*
“There is neither Jew nor Greek, slave nor free, male nor female, for you
are all one in Christ Jesus.” Galatians 3:28
God also said he created every man equal...
John 3:16 says that God
so loved the world, ALL men.

so you're all contradicting youself. you're a confused group of shit piles who take out their confusion on nice, harmless, innocent people who aren't confused. because of you breaking the commandments, they are ALL going to hell.
to those i have spoken about in this definition, thank you for reading and have a good death, fuckers.
Sunsay School Kids: "Why does the Ku Klux Klan kill people, Father John?"
Father John: "They are confused, children"
SSK: "Aren't they disobeying God?"
FJ: "Yes"
SSK: "Didn't they say they work for God?"
FJ: "Yes."
SSK: "What's the matter with them?"
FJ: "They are posing as God's servants, they are spies for Satan."
SSK: "We're gonna grow up in this world??" *shoots themselves*

...so, do you see what you did thar? you've done it. you've killed innocent children (on the inside).
on the inside, they're dead because of you.
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A bunch of fucking racist asshole bitch fukers
That Ku Klux Klan member should die in a fucking hole!!!
by Teh_masterer November 7, 2005
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A Group of Ignorant Rednecks who Dress up in bedsheets and protest because they are still but hurt from the civil war. Known For having the mental capacity of a potato.
look at those Ku Klux Klan members. I wonder if any of them graduated high school.
by riost October 8, 2015
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A severely misunderstood group of individuals. Simply a nationwide club of fun-loving people who enjoy dressing up in ghost costumes. Since its inception, the "Klan"(delightfully spelled with 'K') has been persecuted for its beliefs in fun, family, and innocent purity.
by DeShawn Washington November 3, 2007
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a group of people that want to fix the world to what it should be

or a group of white supremists who are upset they lost their jobs to black people.
Man I'm tired of losing all the jobs I have to welfare using blacks, I'm joining the KKK to get rid of some of them
by bunyan July 1, 2005
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KKK was an organisation of Confederate nationalists protecting their homes, wifes and childred from bands of hungry emancipated negroes and thiefing Union soldiers after the Secession War. Nowadays Klan is a racist movement naving no simillar to that patriots. They don't understand that real patriotism is to love own Motherland and People, not to hate others.
M.Mitchell "Gone with the Wind", Ku Klux Klan
by Hillbilly Jedi March 5, 2006
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