When you take a Cialis or viagra and then your wife starts creating different personalities with the same dick in porn and then makes you watch it or she breaks up with you when you try to get together when you blow her up and make her the most famous person in the world even though he doesn't watch porn and she is living some fucked up fantasy while the real guy is busy working in the day time and working out and your gut will always be hanging out in the porn.
by EddieBrock5 September 6, 2023
A concoction of Mountain Dew and whole milk typically brewed by desperate stoners looking for a refreshing beverage.
Dude I'm parched can you make me a Hulk Shake.
Tammy, you bring the Mountain Dew! Skeeter you bring the milk. We're making us some Hulk Shakes!
Tammy, you bring the Mountain Dew! Skeeter you bring the milk. We're making us some Hulk Shakes!
by TheSkakeyHulk June 9, 2020
by reasond April 29, 2022
when your girlfriend is caught cheating so your repeatedly hammer fist her vagina and scream “you won’t like me when I’m angry”
by Desmond is sexy December 23, 2020
The Hulk Smash is simply the act of intercourse with a willing person, with One or Two of the participants wearing Hulk hands. And you must be smashing while repeating the phrase "HULK SMASH". Doggy style must be performed or else it is invalid. No exceptions. Bonus points if you perform a donkey punch with the hulk hands.
Ronny: Dude my roommate kept me up all night. Homie was really doing the Hulk Smash.
Jeremy : Did he do doggy style?
Ronny: Of course he did doggy style are you an idiot?
Jeremy: Donkey punch?
Ronny: Nah.
Jeremy : Did he do doggy style?
Ronny: Of course he did doggy style are you an idiot?
Jeremy: Donkey punch?
Ronny: Nah.
by Stinky Bum Plunger April 20, 2020
hulk - "power", mishap - "oops (ouch!)". so basicaly a sexual situation when the involved parties are "goin at it" and the intensity grows and grows (hulk), then the member slips out and causes injury (mishap).
shes goin at it on top rodeo style, startin to get into it feelin good, start grindin harder n harder til she goin full bore givin it all she gots (hulk staus) til... it slips out, stabs, bends, (breaks) and both parties hulk mishap, and are writhing in pain holding their nether regions.
by baci81 February 10, 2010