Johnny was checking out bars to play music at, and they found our he is in Season 3 of Monopoly and they gave him a House Pint to help his chances (and theirs)!
by SRJCstudent October 11, 2023
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Shut up bitch and give me chocolate, I got Russians in my summer house. I'm not yelling, you're yelling. Shit, everything sucks, I hate this!
by Opompous Opossum March 10, 2018
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Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.
Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."
by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023
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A term coined by Irish President Michael D Higgins, describing the housing crisis in Ireland created by Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil’s inaction and apathy towards the general public.

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Viva Uachtarán na hÉireann!
“It isn’t a crisis anymore, it is a disaster, a housing disaster
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a house that is built overnight. often in a setting with a whole row of houses identical to one another. in an area full of lower class people who they're rich because their house is big-ish, when really, that house was put over night by a rather shitty team of construction workers.
the houses in The Colony, Texas

Ben: man, my house is awesome, ya'll should come check it out
Matt: i heard its a two night house.
Ben: shit.
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Staying in your house all day on your laptop, getting in arguements on youtube, and only going outside once and your friends are saying you look extremley pail
Guy 1:Dude i havent seen William ever since June

Guy 2:Don't worry he's house trolling again he should look like a pail chocolate bar now.
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