Worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined. Every time it’s spoken the sun moves a mile closer to the Earth.
Ryan: ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.
Patrick: don’t make me do it.
Ryan: do it
Patrick: ur granny franny
*ryan explodes*
*the sun melts mercury*
by Urboi489 March 14, 2018
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Granny Fanny is an insult meaning you are old and disgusting like Granny Fanny. Only say it to your WORST ENEMY.
Oh Tanner you are a massive Granny Fanny today.
by Tanner Danvers December 16, 2021
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An old lady whom inhabits Scranton, PA.
Some basic bitch at your school: Lmao, look at those goth bitches. Wonder what they're gonna do with their lives.

Some basic bitch at your school 2: Ah, those two goth bitches are gonna be scranny granny's If they don't kill themselves before hand.
by prayforplagues666 November 21, 2017
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This is a name earned by robbing someone lads gaff over the age of 70, you must be a granny but gender doesnt matter
"Hey Paul did you hear that Peter mate is granny crime?"
by The funny word game May 20, 2020
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Rigid inflexible hips from not doing any athletic activities
You need to get your ass to the floor when you squat because right now with those granny hips your squats look like s***
by Gavi75 January 22, 2018
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