James Goat

Spanish name for someone who's torpe (clumsy), cabra (goat) and tonto (silly) but at the same time is completly awesome.

"Omg, Ryan is such a James Goat!"
"You're the goat on James Goat."

by Ofthewhitesea September 30, 2015

Sweating the Goat

Masturbating, choking the chicken, beating the bishop, .....

After his date with the hot chick, he had to spend some time "sweating the goat".

by woadkil July 24, 2008

polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020

goat shagger

A Middle Eastener that has an affinity for goats. They usually herd them up in the mountains where they are isolated to the point they start looking good

I believe that guy with the Turbin on his head is a goat shagger

by babysaph August 19, 2021

Oul goat

Typically defined as an old man who has a tendency to seek out, steal and eat other people's food.

I'm so hungry, better hide my food from john the oul goat

by BRHR November 10, 2016

gregg the goat

When your the boss at everything

Look at gregg hes gregg the goat

by Mr.kkkkkkkk February 27, 2018

gawk goat

A Gawk Goat is a legendary specimen that is fine and rare. One of a kind in Nature. They have the ability to satisfy a man simply with the gawk gawk 3000 alone within seconds.

I heard Matt H caught him a Gawk Goat. That explains why he hasn’t been out in months.

by Trueelite3 February 25, 2023