Christian Garland

A massive long haired short dicked faggot

Damn; youre such a christian garland

by Vect Misery May 25, 2015

Gianna garland

Term used to say someone is confusing you with to many slang words

That girl is so Gianna garland

by Gianna garland May 28, 2015

Jess Garland

A word used when a midget is having sex with an Asian.Name comes after the biggest prick to set foot on this earth,also plays runescape and roblox In her spare time cus she’s a sad introvert cunt

Connor xxxx: omg I had such a good Jess garland last night!

Jack ❤️❤️❤️❤️: my Asian bastard asked if I wanted to do the Jess garland what do I do??

by GordonraMSAAAAAY February 12, 2018

The Garland

The best dance ever. Wave both your hands up and down at a time as your moving left and right!

Dang! Look at that bearded man doing that sexy garland dance! I can’t wait for fortnite to add the garland!

by Bejensnwmem July 9, 2018

it's garland

Pretty much like it's lit, but for the holiday season...

"Dude, where did you get that car?"
"My cousin let me borrow it for the weekend, it's garland."

by noicegurl909 December 9, 2016

Garland

The funniest, coolest, and prettiest person in the world. She’s so nice and loyal to her friends. She also is just super talented, smart, and creative. No one compares to Garland.

Garland got a 100 on the math test today she’s so smart.

by Alex——- November 21, 2021

korey garland

A absolute beast at COD, and almost any other FPS game. Will dominate you in game and in bed. (Only women)

Hes definitely a korey garland

by GOKUSOLOSFICTION November 23, 2021