A: Jack and Sean are such eskimos.
B: I know! They are always ice fishing
A: Sad thing is that they are in denial
B: I know! They are always ice fishing
A: Sad thing is that they are in denial
by DenialisWrong February 18, 2011
One with a very well proportioned ass that would give the illusion of fur underneath the pants. Thus an Eskimo.
by votp April 7, 2010
During sex or preferrably masturbation, right before climax, you take a freshly discarded ice cold nitrous cartridge and shove it up your ass.
by oktober January 31, 2005
An elderly man whos health has been effected from past activies in his life. Usually from being a party animal and taking it too far for too long of a time. An eskimo is a man who has abused drugs and lost his mind, contracted a vast variety of STD's from unprotected sex with too many partners, has diseased skin from the harmful effects of artificial tanning, no money from too much gambling, a nasty cough that sounds like a dog barking from lungs full of tar from too much smoking, and no money from gambling too much.
"you see that guy wearing the winter hat puffy coat and talking to himself?"
"ya why"
"whys he dressed like an eskimo its 100 degrees and the middle of july?!?!?"
"he must have partied too hard when he was younger"
"ya why"
"whys he dressed like an eskimo its 100 degrees and the middle of july?!?!?"
"he must have partied too hard when he was younger"
by politician October 13, 2012
by Fred Frenchfry December 10, 2007
by Esk!mo May 30, 2013
that act of taking a shit in a freezer bag, then freezing it until solid then fucking your girlfriend with it.
by geppetto price March 28, 2007