A college residing in the beautifully rich and white town known as Oakdale, NY; with an acceptance rate of 80%. The college is known to mislead the demeanor of the town by welcoming with open arms, a large portion of the African American community into classes; African Americans that both lower the value of the college itself and bring down the property value of the town. Also, to add to a mixed company of acceptees, the quality of the education available at Dowling College is equivalent to that of the education at your more common high school locations. In a final note, as far as social activity, the Dormitories are more commonly referred to as Ghost Towns... this is due to the mutual fact that one would rather starve than indulge in the Riverside Cafe.

Dowling College is a Dry Campus.
Yoo i got into Dowling!!!!

...yeah you and every other spook in the state...

Does Dowling College have a high acceptance rate?
...does a bear shit in the woods?

How is the "company" at Dowling College
.....incognegro....
by Team Sexual July 7, 2010
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A person that has more than one name for his cock simulator, such as War-Head, Grim Reaper, Armageddon, Kamakazie. He has a V-8 6 cylinder powerhouse which delivers over 500 gallons per cumshot. He used his penis to stop Adolf Hitler and Pedo Bear (single-handily).
Laiku Dowling: Unleash the Kraken!
Mia Khalifa: Fill me with your ink!
Laiku Dowling: Fire up the powerhouse!
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usually an anoying person who doesnt know what stop means he usually asks you over and over for your ipod. they dont shut up and not good around girls
by unknown person123 March 24, 2010
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Most amazing guy, a notorious teenager from the early twenty-first century known for his delightful humor and good looks. He's good at making you laugh and altogether, fun to be around <3. He's damn sexy and smart. He is someone you will meet and never forget. He has the cutest hair and most amazing eyes that you cant literally stop staring at. His smile always brightens up the day. If you lucky enough to know him then ... damn you're lucky <3 Every day not spent with him can drag along like an endless railway track

He's Gf is the luckest girl in the world :0
by AnonSexyBeast July 26, 2011
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a phrase usually uttered by an extremely confused and frustrated individual... normally followed with a "huh?"
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A law that is simplified and is able to be used through out gas equations.
P1V1/N1T1=P2V2/N2T2 this the the Dowlings law in simplest form
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A shit Turkish Maths teacher who doesn’t know how control or teach a class
Oh god they can’t teach us at all! They’re such a Miss Dowling!
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