by G_MON May 23, 2007
When a girl inserts anal beeds into your ass, and then pulls them out and you shit all over the place and then she preceeds to roll around in the shit on her back like a crocodile.
She was crocodiling all over the place.
by Monahan July 30, 2005
A slang term used to describe long and pointy bullets. (Usually .300 Blackout, 5.56 and 7.62 rounds)
by Malandro. December 3, 2020
Empty or insincere displays of encouragement that demonstrate superficial support of a person or thing.
As Mariano Rivera took the mound in Fenway during his final season, the crocodile cheers of Boston Red Sox fans halfheartedly echoed from the Green Monster.
by Laughlynne July 22, 2013
To pretend a sorrow that one doesn’t in fact feel, to create a hypocritical show of emotion. The idea comes from the ancient belief that crocodiles weep while luring or devouring their prey.
by Karsh May 13, 2004
A fake smile, or insincere approval. This smile is given with deception or sarcasm in mind instead of true happiness or good-will.
A sly or sinister smirk. While a real smile conveys warmth, this smile is given to hide evil intent. Popular with politicians, crooks, and phony friends.
Similar to "Crocodile Tears", exaggerated sorrow or fake tears, a crocodile smile is usually given by someone with an ulterior motive.
A sly or sinister smirk. While a real smile conveys warmth, this smile is given to hide evil intent. Popular with politicians, crooks, and phony friends.
Similar to "Crocodile Tears", exaggerated sorrow or fake tears, a crocodile smile is usually given by someone with an ulterior motive.
Although he was blissfully employed, Barry borrowed $500 from his friend Joe and slipped him a "Crocodile Smile".
Joe: So, you need a loan to fix your car?
Barry: Yeah, things are rough.
Joe: What's with the "Crocodile Smile"? Is there something you're not telling me Barry?
Barry: Ugh.
Joe: So, you need a loan to fix your car?
Barry: Yeah, things are rough.
Joe: What's with the "Crocodile Smile"? Is there something you're not telling me Barry?
Barry: Ugh.
by kingphilip2 February 2, 2012
The term used to define the act of male masturbation using tears as lubrication, be they your fresh or previously collected, your own or someone else's.
Nathan was understandably extremely upset when informed that we were running late to meet him. we were later informed that he took himself off for a Crocodile wank in private upon hearing the news, to both ease the pain but also put it to good use.
by Tyamm January 6, 2017