One who gobbles cock. A phrase that when spoke, provides an instant release to mental frustration. To be used as an expletive replacement when pissed or injured.
You receive an email from your micro-managing, control-freak supervisor asking you to complete a task which makes as much sense as giving chicken feathers. You shout, "Ahh cock-gobbler"
by pstage May 13, 2008
One with an insatiable penchant for performing oral sex on a man. Best used to deride another person who's really, really irritating.
by M. James August 16, 2003
Pronounced:(Cawk gawb-blur)
Mainly a woman that sports a double chin and enjoys sucking cock. Like a turkey, they strut around jiggling their neck in search of a cocks to gobble.
Mainly a woman that sports a double chin and enjoys sucking cock. Like a turkey, they strut around jiggling their neck in search of a cocks to gobble.
Double chins are directly proportional to Value Meal intake of cock gobbler.
"Man, I have never seen as many Cock Gobblers as I have seen today up at McDonald's."
"Man, I have never seen as many Cock Gobblers as I have seen today up at McDonald's."
by Turkey ball November 7, 2012
by james o'brian November 19, 2003
When someone is slurring their words together or mumbling and you can't understand what they are saying.
by B Hill & Big D April 25, 2004
A tremendous jack ass, one who routinely engages in jerk offish behavior or antics despite their knowing the jerk offish nature of said behavior or antics.
One who repeatedly offends the sensibilities of decency and non-assholery.
One who repeatedly offends the sensibilities of decency and non-assholery.
by Reeces monkey December 15, 2010
by JayKnows October 4, 2015