Canadian Taxi

When you call a cab in Canada and give the driver maple syrup and poutine on Canada day

Me and my buddy did a Canadian taxi this Canada day and the driver drove us for free!

by Pineapple6685 August 27, 2022

Canadian Shitstorm

When passing geese, shit bomb you from the sky.

I was sledding and all of a sudden I got stuck in a Canadian Shitstorm

by BeccaAce February 7, 2021

Canadian Beer Wizard

Beer wizardry actually consists of duct taping your 1st empty beer can to the bottom of your 2nd beer. Full beer on top. Repeat. Enjoy.

I can see by your Canadian beer wizard staff you just got to the party. ***Had to add Canadian to get it submitted.***

by March 17, 2023

Canadian Horseman

A kind of rhetorical argument wherein the existence of a qualified object is mistaken as necessary proof for an opinion of that class of object

Have you ever met a Canadian Horseman that you actually liked?

by Sahbí Quesabe February 15, 2023

Canadian Cubical

A sex move that involves having sex in a work environment (preferably a cubical) on Canada day (July 1). May or may not involve a hockey puck.

Doing the Canadian Cubical made it the best Canada day ever!

by someone else5 September 13, 2011

canadian submarine

When you dip your dick in ice cold water before intercourse.

She was screaming when the Canadian Submarine was put in.

by D Kep November 25, 2016

Canadian Eggnog

A sexual act in which syrup and semen (cum) are mixed in a glass. Typically a whisky glass or shot glass, to create a sweet and savory flavor profile.

Tasha wouldn't swallow, so I made her some Canadian Eggnog and she's been swallowing every drop ever since.

by Mister Buttersworth April 2, 2022