Road beers. Beers to be consumed whilst in a motor vehicle that is in motion.
Hey brother go ahead and take a couple Canadian sodas. Don't wanna show up sober.
by GreyMatterTripp December 7, 2016
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When your buddy passes out at a party and u balance 3 empty stacked beer cans on his forehead
Yo last night Dave passed out at the party and we pulled a 3 horned Canadian pisswilly on em!
by Fatcockniggaaaaaa June 26, 2019
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When your buddy passes out and u stack three empty beer cans on his forehead
Yo last night after long cock Larry passed out we pulled a 3 horned Canadian pisswilly on em!
by Fatcockniggaaaaaa June 26, 2019
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Spread the lips of a vagina, douse the vagina with Frank Reds Hot and Aunt Jemima's sweet syrup and go to town.
Steve: "Hey bro, guess what I did last night!"
Kyle: "What?"
Steve: "I Canadian hotflapped a girl haha, was a blast"
Kyle: "what the fuck..."
by CanadianDUCK March 6, 2016
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When the load of an elderly man is loosely squirted in your mouth. Bitter in taste and slightly stinging the tongue, much like a mouthful of piss warm Canadian beer.
Josh: " Dude..Harry just gave me a knarley warm Canadian behind the job shack. That raise better be worth it."

Codi: "Probably thinking about his aunt when he snapped his yogurt."
by MassiveDynamic December 2, 2016
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Push ups in the snow. The purpose of doing push ups in the snow is increasing your pain tolerence.
Yo Chad, You want do some canadian push ups?
by skrtssskkkrrrttt September 20, 2020
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