A profound example of a mockumentary on TV in Britain in 1996 - a series of 6 documentaries covering such topics as Drugs (featuring a bogus drug called Cake), Good Science/Bad Science (featuring an appeal to protect people from "heavy" electricity falling out of overhead wires and squashing people!) and one special mocking the media frenzy surrounding paedophile stories. They are available on DVD and video and are totally worth a look.
Just like Bill Clinton said "I smoked marijuana but i did not inhale" the host of Brass Eye, Chris Morris said "I took ecstasy once, but i didn't swallow it!"
by Andrew Ferenbach February 5, 2004
The old Boomer at the shooting range, who reloads his ammunition, who gets all up in your grill and asks you if he can take your brass.
Brass goblin: *walks up in your personal space while you're shooting, with stinking breath* Hey there, are you using your brass, sonny boy?
Me: get out of my face brass goblin!
Me: get out of my face brass goblin!
by Shadowman556 September 23, 2020
A weapon consisting of heavy brass (the cheap plastic ebay ones dont count) that have holes for you to put your fingers through, in order to get a grip and form a fist. Once this is done, you can use the weight and hardness of the brass to injure soft flesh. Pretty effective at ruining people's day, but if you dont know how to fight you may get it taken off your own hands and then used against you. Imagine that.
You try to get slick, you bust a little chuckle, you're gonna get smacked with my gold finger kuckles.
by Leandro October 31, 2004
In the social system that is the band, the brass sections are usually the loudest people, being the farthest away from the conductor and therefore having more opportunities to talk. Often trumpet players are tge ones who instigate conversation mainly to insult or laugh at woodwind players and/or the conductor and even each other. Trumpet conversations generally revolve around making fun of someone. Trombonists prefer to do their own thing in their own little family. Euphoniums are the quieter people of the brass section, constantly paying attention in rehearsal and rarely speaking. baritones are loud idiots. Tubas tend to be on the quieter side as people but once you get to know them there are loud af.
Overall the brass section is afamily and though they may face difficulties and get into fights, they always come back together. Because they are forced to. Being in a band together and all. But also their common enemy: the woodwinds. You just can't stay mad at another brass player when there are clarinetists to insult!!!!
Overall the brass section is afamily and though they may face difficulties and get into fights, they always come back together. Because they are forced to. Being in a band together and all. But also their common enemy: the woodwinds. You just can't stay mad at another brass player when there are clarinetists to insult!!!!
flautist1: ugh the brass section is so douchy they never let anything go. Like every little mistake!!!!
Trumpet player: *snickers to other trumpet player*..*both burst out laughing looking at floutist1*
Trombone1: *watches interaction*..*whispers to other trombone player*..*start chuckling at some inside joke*
Trumpet player: *snickers to other trumpet player*..*both burst out laughing looking at floutist1*
Trombone1: *watches interaction*..*whispers to other trombone player*..*start chuckling at some inside joke*
by Musicaljeanius May 2, 2015
by Satandog April 17, 2006
Identical to a donkey punch, except performed with a roll of quarters or other coins held in the fist (simulating a set of brass knuckles). This provides a much harder impact that is more likely to knock your partner unconscious.
I lost my job at the bank after getting caught using company property to give the branch manager's wife a brass donkey.
by Johnny Panic November 20, 2007
A derogatory term for a sit-down chain restaurant in which all outlets have eerily similar interior design.
"While traveling, one of the great pleasures is to find a restaurant that isn't exactly like all the brass and fern restaurants that seem to be multiplying like a plague of locusts across the country."
by Aetrix9 September 18, 2007