brass eye 

A profound example of a mockumentary on TV in Britain in 1996 - a series of 6 documentaries covering such topics as Drugs (featuring a bogus drug called Cake), Good Science/Bad Science (featuring an appeal to protect people from "heavy" electricity falling out of overhead wires and squashing people!) and one special mocking the media frenzy surrounding paedophile stories. They are available on DVD and video and are totally worth a look.

Just like Bill Clinton said "I smoked marijuana but i did not inhale" the host of Brass Eye, Chris Morris said "I took ecstasy once, but i didn't swallow it!"

brass eye by Andrew Ferenbach February 5, 2004

brass eye 

A six episode series from the 90's satirising many social issues starring chris morris. caused a cufuffle among the snobs in society as it touches on the more amusing side of paedophilia in one of the episodes.

"the teletubbies is mucholy boring, let us partake in the viewing of brass eye"

brass eye by hixy May 13, 2005

brass eye 

A brass is slang for an ass hole.

Clinton is a brass eye.

brass eye by Steve Higgins August 9, 2004

Bass Eye 

"Bass Eye" a format of human eyes where one or both eye/s are lookin to the side slightly as thou not looking at you but thru you. Not to be confused with a lazy eye, bass eye is only a minor deviation of the eye.

Looks as thou eyes are opposite of cross-eyed.

"Woh man, did you see the bass eyes on that chick, yikes!"

"Aw, I was talking with this person and couldn't stop looking at their bass eyes, freaked me out!"

Bass Eye by NorthernFirepower September 3, 2009

One Eye Bass 

When having doggy-styled sex, you replace your penis with a beer bottle (or perform anything totally unexpected and/or vile), thus prompting her to give you an incredulous look from one side of her face.
Since her back is facing you, she couldn't spin her head completely around to give you that look (unless she's Megan from The Exorcist), thus resorting to face you with one side of her face, looking like a fish laid flat on one side.

When used in the context of man on man action, it can be re-worded to One Eye Lance Bass. A dedication to the out-of-closet NSync member.

While doing it doggy style with my girlfriend, I ejaculated into her without prior consent. She gives me the one eye bass, and proceeds to kick me in the nuts.

One Eye Bass by Alan Chan September 11, 2008

bass eyes 

a gay ass freak with a smell that can kill anything

DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!! take a shower

bass eyes by steve-o May 3, 2003

brasseye 

Classic mid 90's British Comedy written and staring Chris Morris. Pretense for show is spoof news documentary on controvertial modern day issues such as Science, Drugs and most famously Paedophilia. Many celebs were roped into the show and then made to look very silly. Richard Blackwood told viewers about the dangers of special Paedophile keyboards that excrete the smell of a child when used. ROlf Harris spoke of the dangers of "Cake" - a Czech originated drug that makes users necks swell so much it eventually suffocates them. Genius.

Man - Did you see Brasseye last night?
Man 2 - Sure did, twas ace.
Man - Certainly was.

brasseye by Mister Pea September 26, 2006