brass section 

In the social system that is the band, the brass sections are usually the loudest people, being the farthest away from the conductor and therefore having more opportunities to talk. Often trumpet players are tge ones who instigate conversation mainly to insult or laugh at woodwind players and/or the conductor and even each other. Trumpet conversations generally revolve around making fun of someone. Trombonists prefer to do their own thing in their own little family. Euphoniums are the quieter people of the brass section, constantly paying attention in rehearsal and rarely speaking. baritones are loud idiots. Tubas tend to be on the quieter side as people but once you get to know them there are loud af.

Overall the brass section is afamily and though they may face difficulties and get into fights, they always come back together. Because they are forced to. Being in a band together and all. But also their common enemy: the woodwinds. You just can't stay mad at another brass player when there are clarinetists to insult!!!!

flautist1: ugh the brass section is so douchy they never let anything go. Like every little mistake!!!!
Trumpet player: *snickers to other trumpet player*..*both burst out laughing looking at floutist1*
Trombone1: *watches interaction*..*whispers to other trombone player*..*start chuckling at some inside joke*

brass section by Musicaljeanius May 2, 2015

Low brass section 

Run. They can be either your best friend or you will be their next sacrifice to the tuba god. They are also the most together as a section with camping, movies and other fun. Feed daily

The low brass is having a sectional, wait, wheres bob?
He fell into the low brass section, who sacrificed trumpets and woodwinds!

Low brass section by Nunyo_buissness February 4, 2020

The brass section 

The brass section are losers that like making fun of flags. They are the reason we cannot have nice things. They are the band directors worse nightmares. The tubas are the nicest. Overall, this is why the woodwind section is better.

Band director: Which section is the ones out of tune.
Everyone else: The brass section
Band director: That explain so it

The brass section by Theflagsarethebestsection November 17, 2018

The brass section 

The Brass section are losers who hate flags when they should hate themselves. They are the reason the band can’t have nice things. They all act like they are 5 year olds. The only nice ones are the tubas. They are every band directors worse nightmares. Overall, this is why the woodwinds are better

Band director: Which section is out of tune
Everyone else: the brass section
Band director: That explains it

The brass section by Theflagsarethebestsection November 17, 2018