He is the playboy type he will break your heart in fuckin pieces he well only hit you up at a time when he wanna come over to play with your feelings and he will only ask for head so ya fuck his dirty ass FUCK YOU BOSTON!!!
BOSTON: hey let me come over and give me slop
Girl: why is that all you want ??
BOSTON: never mind im not coming over
Girl: k. whatever
Girl: why is that all you want ??
BOSTON: never mind im not coming over
Girl: k. whatever
by Azria March 29, 2020
a Boston is likely to be a pimply sporty big boi. he’s not attractive at all but a few girls may like him. he’s dog shit at basketball but occasionally gets a shot in with his weird netball jump shot.
by blowy69 December 8, 2019
BostonThe term comes from Poker. Also goes by many names but in the game of Poker, if you are holding the best available hand. It is referred to as Holding the Nutts. Sounds like a joke but true. In the game of Spades they are Referring to this, but use Balls, And they can't run around saying we have the Balls so Boston it became
Straight DropSpades
Chain GangSpades
Or just DropSpades
Also Marine Spades
Straight DropSpades
Chain GangSpades
Or just DropSpades
Also Marine Spades
by MasonKlindt October 5, 2018
Boston is the act of receiving head. Usually used in a phrase, "a trip to Boston". After getting said fellatio, you would tell your homies about it subtly, with class. Possible New-York thing, not sure tho.
"Yo What happened with shawty you left with last night?"
"We went to my car and I took her on a one way trip to Boston"
"Ayyyy my nigga!"
"We went to my car and I took her on a one way trip to Boston"
"Ayyyy my nigga!"
by ToxicSandwiches October 30, 2021
We're elitist, yet somehow dirty.
We're progressive, yet somehow prejudiced.
We're full of history, and we're full of shit.
We are 50 shades of ugly.
We are cold as ice.
We are alcoholics in denial.
We are smarter than you.
We hate you all.
We are Boston.
We're progressive, yet somehow prejudiced.
We're full of history, and we're full of shit.
We are 50 shades of ugly.
We are cold as ice.
We are alcoholics in denial.
We are smarter than you.
We hate you all.
We are Boston.
by CurrantResident March 30, 2018
Thinks they're as great as New York City...but they go to NYC every month or so and New Yorkers go to Boston every 10 years or so.
Attractions in Boston:
Freedom Trail: Tours are given by 20-30 somethings that repeat the same lines every few hours and hate their job. They are not historians.
The Aquarium: Cute, for kids
College Tours: For prospective students
Attractions in NYC:
I bet you can think of 5 off the top of your head. But for the lesser known ones:
-Free walking tours in Central Park, Downtown, Brooklyn, etc guided by people who are actually enthusiastic and enamored by the city's development and rich culture
-Free ferries (staten island, Ikea) and that red trolley to Roosevelt Island as seen in Toby McGuire's Spiderman 1 where spidey fought gobby at the bridge- though the fare irl is $3.
-Diverse and delicious food
-Diverse and unique neighborhoods- one minute you're in soho shopping high fashion, then you're in Little Italy on Mulbury St, a block or two later you're in chinatown. All in about a 10 minute walk.
-A night life with comedy clubs, bars, anything in the village really
-Studio tapings for John Oliver, Americas Got Talent (when they hosted in Radio City), Daily Show, SNL, Fallon, etc
-had to stop cuz of char limit
Attractions in Boston:
Freedom Trail: Tours are given by 20-30 somethings that repeat the same lines every few hours and hate their job. They are not historians.
The Aquarium: Cute, for kids
College Tours: For prospective students
Attractions in NYC:
I bet you can think of 5 off the top of your head. But for the lesser known ones:
-Free walking tours in Central Park, Downtown, Brooklyn, etc guided by people who are actually enthusiastic and enamored by the city's development and rich culture
-Free ferries (staten island, Ikea) and that red trolley to Roosevelt Island as seen in Toby McGuire's Spiderman 1 where spidey fought gobby at the bridge- though the fare irl is $3.
-Diverse and delicious food
-Diverse and unique neighborhoods- one minute you're in soho shopping high fashion, then you're in Little Italy on Mulbury St, a block or two later you're in chinatown. All in about a 10 minute walk.
-A night life with comedy clubs, bars, anything in the village really
-Studio tapings for John Oliver, Americas Got Talent (when they hosted in Radio City), Daily Show, SNL, Fallon, etc
-had to stop cuz of char limit
We explored Boston in half a day! I saw a lot of dunkin donuts in the downtown area!
We explored NYC in a week and haven't seen anything yet!
Oh I just went to NYC last month to see a concert.
Oh! I went to Boston on a middle school field trip, haven't been there since.
We explored NYC in a week and haven't seen anything yet!
Oh I just went to NYC last month to see a concert.
Oh! I went to Boston on a middle school field trip, haven't been there since.
by AvadaLovecraft September 13, 2016
Where everything is better.