nickelodean's awnser to disneys high school musical
their first try was some crappy musical with that flat chested whoore victoria justice that nobady gave a crap about
now they are trying an actual tv series
it is horrendously unfunny, the acting is abomindable by all parties involved, and 3 of the 4 members of the band are clearly flamboyent homosexuals
if it wasnt 4 spongebob nickelodean would die
(worst and possibly gayest song ever, gayer than Samwell's "What What In the Butt")
sample from chorus
Chorus
Go on shake it up, what you gotta lose?
Gonna make your luck with the life you choose.
If you want it all, lay it on the line.
its the only life you got so you got to live it big time
every1 involed with this should be ashamed but i cant wait untill satrical comedies like south park and family guy flame this crapstorm
their first try was some crappy musical with that flat chested whoore victoria justice that nobady gave a crap about
now they are trying an actual tv series
it is horrendously unfunny, the acting is abomindable by all parties involved, and 3 of the 4 members of the band are clearly flamboyent homosexuals
if it wasnt 4 spongebob nickelodean would die
(worst and possibly gayest song ever, gayer than Samwell's "What What In the Butt")
sample from chorus
Chorus
Go on shake it up, what you gotta lose?
Gonna make your luck with the life you choose.
If you want it all, lay it on the line.
its the only life you got so you got to live it big time
every1 involed with this should be ashamed but i cant wait untill satrical comedies like south park and family guy flame this crapstorm
by cobaltkiller1989 February 1, 2010
Big Time Rush is about four best friends from Minnesota who get a record deal to make some demos in LA to become a famous singing band. They have high-hopes for this and keep their heads held high. They're all different. Kendall Knight, (Kendall Schmidt.) who is the leader, James Diamond, (James Maslow.) the one who was the one who really wanted to become famous and got them to the auditions and is a little conceited, Logan Mitchell, (Logan Henderson.) who is the smartest one and has the perfect teeth, and Carlos Garcia, (Carlos Pena Jr.) who is the goofy daredevil. These boys are honestly quite amazing boys who ARE NOT GAY and CAN SING. Mostly girls watch this show, but I know of a few boys who do too. I have TONS of friends who watch it!!! Even my 4 year old sister and my friend's 5 year old brother watch it! So how about we all stop criticizing this AMAZING show and just take the time to watch it? Because I'm sure if you actually sat down and watched an entire episode, you will become addicted.
Christina: Hey! Do you like Big Time Rush?
LaShawna: HECKS YEAH! Do you?
Christina: YES!! My favorite one is James!!! He's super SEXY!(:
LaShawna: My favorite is Logan! I used to like Justin Bieber, but ever since I started watching Big Time Rush, I stopped liking him!!!
Christina: Let's go ask Olivia and Fosia if they watch it and see who THEIR favorites are!!!
LaShawna: HECKS YEAH! Do you?
Christina: YES!! My favorite one is James!!! He's super SEXY!(:
LaShawna: My favorite is Logan! I used to like Justin Bieber, but ever since I started watching Big Time Rush, I stopped liking him!!!
Christina: Let's go ask Olivia and Fosia if they watch it and see who THEIR favorites are!!!
by ChristinaStrawberryJello March 14, 2011
The pop band who write and sing their own music and have choreographed dance moves. They are highly under-rated because they don't sing about sex and doing drugs. The group consists of Kendall Schmidt, Logan Henderson, James Maslow and Carlos Pena - all amazingly talented and versatile individuals who are quite attractive and funny enough to make any young girl go week on her knees. The sad part of their stardom is that they are always overshadowed by the overrated One Direction.
Girl 1: Can you suggest some peppy pop band music?
Girl 2: Listen to Big Time Rush. They're hot on the charts and are very dancy enough to get you to your feet the next second.
Girl 1: Thanks, I'll sure check them out.
Girl 2: Listen to Big Time Rush. They're hot on the charts and are very dancy enough to get you to your feet the next second.
Girl 1: Thanks, I'll sure check them out.
by MusicLover3 September 29, 2013
Nickelodeon's attempt at creating a "Jonas"-like show, it's more watchable since the annoying Jonas Brothers aren't in it, but it's not as watchable as the older nick shows. It basically stars these 4 guys who aren't even related, and they're in a band.
I bet you ten bucks that off camera, they're fagots always having foursomes.
It's basically a piece of shit from Nick's ass that they want us to munch on, well WE'RE NOT!
Ironically, the creator also created Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, an actually watchable show on Nick...
I bet you ten bucks that off camera, they're fagots always having foursomes.
It's basically a piece of shit from Nick's ass that they want us to munch on, well WE'RE NOT!
Ironically, the creator also created Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, an actually watchable show on Nick...
Uggh! This show fucking sucks so bad, I can't even write an example. Just watch Big Time Rush on Nick and suffer the consequences!
by therocker6 June 28, 2010
One of Nickelodeons biggest shit shows on television. About 4 guys that form a band under a gay record company owner who has trouble staying in the closet. In the show, they instantly become a Hollywood band and since every one of their songs is about that, it's hard to forget. They're obviously singing songs that are written by people who might actually have a shot, but who are too ugly for Nickelodeon.
Did you hear the new song by Big Time Rush?
Yeah, it's the same as every other song they've ever done.
Oh, I kinda like it.
Then you have no life. Watch some Spongebob, at least it's not full of gay people.
Yeah, it's the same as every other song they've ever done.
Oh, I kinda like it.
Then you have no life. Watch some Spongebob, at least it's not full of gay people.
by Shootthemonkey July 31, 2010
1) They are four sexy as hell musicians and actress that can ruin people's life with their perfectness.
2) Kendall Schmidt, James Maslow, Carlos Pena Jr, and Logan Henderson
2) Kendall Schmidt, James Maslow, Carlos Pena Jr, and Logan Henderson
by funkyBTRusher16 February 17, 2013
A show on Nickelodeon that is one of the worst to come out, out of the recent shitty shows airing lately such as Zoey 101 or Jonas. It is about four flaming butt pummelers that somehow form a band even though they play hockey and do not sing. They get hired by some fat bald guy that will probably die from heart disease in a year or two and they have wacky anal adventures as a gay "Boy Band". Honestly this shows not watchable. *WARNING*: This show is not for people who enjoy comedy or are straight as it contains bad jokes, stupid show plots, as well as gay anal butt sex as soon as the cameras turn off.
Gay guy #1: Hey did you see Big Time Rush last night!
Gay guy #2: How could I not, I love when they wear eyeliner while they shove microphone stands up each others ass
Straight guy: Oh god, Im gonna throw up
Gay guy #2: How could I not, I love when they wear eyeliner while they shove microphone stands up each others ass
Straight guy: Oh god, Im gonna throw up
by adfhdf March 17, 2011