The dorkiest dork in history. He is a music nerd and always loses the girls. He get them quick but drops them quick too. He definitely isn’t the most stunning person in the galaxy. There are a few pros to this mess though; he is good at sports and will eventually get that sexy body that all girls love. And he will also become quite attractive in years to come.He will amount to good things in the future, but for now, he is a wimpy nerd.
by Bobbysusie March 18, 2020
The biggest, schlongiest guy on the market. If you see one, they run a hefty price, and you'd better snatch him up. Never disrespect Austin, because his comebacks will make you cry yourself to sleep. His schlong is normally 15 inches, but some can have up to 34 inches. This can be quite a chore, but Austins can handle it.
"Oh my god, is that an Austin? I'd better go get him fast!"
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."
by Jackass_Jayden July 5, 2020
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by big daddy chad June 18, 2022
A funny caring idiot Austin's loveable and he's someone u need in your life he can be rude at time but he's amazing he's cute and many more things
by Courtney_love January 1, 2021
Austin is the most loving, incredible, caring, and the most amazing person you will ever met in your entire life. He's the type of guy you think you can't fall any more in love with, yet you do, everyday. He's a one in a million type of person. Once you have the pleaser of having an Austin in your life, never let them go. He makes it impossible to not fall in love with him. if you have him as a friend, or boyfriend, hold on tight. He is the loyalist person you could have in you life. He jumps through any hoops for the ones he loves, even if he doesn't love you, even if he hates you, he will still show compassion to you, which is the sign of a fantastic person. Love him well, or someone else will. i love you babe.
by manbat_06 June 26, 2023