also known as number two
means taking a shit or scat, droppin' bombs (not in the George W. Bush sense of the word).
note: See the first Austin Powers movie for a funny joke about #2. When Austin is fighting an agent on the toilet, he says "Who does #2 work for?" The character (played by Tom Arnold), in the next stall, says (paraphrase) "Way to go! You tell em' who's the boss"
cf. #1 or number one
means taking a shit or scat, droppin' bombs (not in the George W. Bush sense of the word).
note: See the first Austin Powers movie for a funny joke about #2. When Austin is fighting an agent on the toilet, he says "Who does #2 work for?" The character (played by Tom Arnold), in the next stall, says (paraphrase) "Way to go! You tell em' who's the boss"
cf. #1 or number one
by fifteen minutes September 8, 2004
When you meant to say "<3" but it becomes so funny and different that all your friends starts using it instead of <3
by KentoSwag September 25, 2011
The best of the H4X0R variations of hacker. Used by someone who wants to make it clear that they take the term seriously. AKA a sad sad individual
by Chunky B May 8, 2003
The greatest number of all time because it is:
the only even prime number
the only number where n + n = n x n (besides zero)
the atomic number of helium
the number of genders there are
the number of ears/eyes/cheeks/shoulders/arms/hands/ legs/feet you have
the number of fingers held up when making the peace sign
the number of useful things on a pencil
the number of doors on a refrigerator
the number of good rap songs there are
the number of d's in DnD
the number of different products you buy at the store involving paper rolled around a hollow cardboard cylinder
the number of legs on an unstable table
the number of times you need to change your underwear every year
a reasonable amount of cookies to eat
the number of words in PhD(despite 3 letters!)
the number of things that a spork is a fusion of
the number of KFC Buckets that you need to eat daily to become obese
the number of funny "Yo Momma" jokes
the number of bad actors who starred in "Transformers"
the number that Paris Hilton can count to
AND MUCH MUCH MORE!
2's greatness doesn't end here though...
look inside yourself to find every other reason why 2 is undoubtedly the best number of all time!!
the only even prime number
the only number where n + n = n x n (besides zero)
the atomic number of helium
the number of genders there are
the number of ears/eyes/cheeks/shoulders/arms/hands/ legs/feet you have
the number of fingers held up when making the peace sign
the number of useful things on a pencil
the number of doors on a refrigerator
the number of good rap songs there are
the number of d's in DnD
the number of different products you buy at the store involving paper rolled around a hollow cardboard cylinder
the number of legs on an unstable table
the number of times you need to change your underwear every year
a reasonable amount of cookies to eat
the number of words in PhD(despite 3 letters!)
the number of things that a spork is a fusion of
the number of KFC Buckets that you need to eat daily to become obese
the number of funny "Yo Momma" jokes
the number of bad actors who starred in "Transformers"
the number that Paris Hilton can count to
AND MUCH MUCH MORE!
2's greatness doesn't end here though...
look inside yourself to find every other reason why 2 is undoubtedly the best number of all time!!
by 2isthegreatestnumber January 17, 2010
|2 is pronounced "Pipe Two" for obvious reasons, one being the first character is a pipe, the second is a number two.
Origionally derived from the word "Respect" spelt in 1337; |235|*(7 - the phrase "Pipe Two" or just "Pipe" is used to express joy or gratitude towards an object or indivudual.
Warning: Only use this word if you are leet, or |2 sock will 0wn j00!
Origionally derived from the word "Respect" spelt in 1337; |235|*(7 - the phrase "Pipe Two" or just "Pipe" is used to express joy or gratitude towards an object or indivudual.
Warning: Only use this word if you are leet, or |2 sock will 0wn j00!
by r3n October 31, 2004
If, <3 = love, then <2 = like
by romans122a October 14, 2007
You were the one, the one in my dreams, but I never knew it
I wanted to tell you time and again, but I couldn't do it.
All that you are is all that I need, no more pretending.
Now I can be me, and you can be you,
And we're never-ending, whoa oh oh...
We'll be together, always together.
Like birds of a feather, forever and ever,
We'll be together
I wanted to tell you time and again, but I couldn't do it.
All that you are is all that I need, no more pretending.
Now I can be me, and you can be you,
And we're never-ending, whoa oh oh...
We'll be together, always together.
Like birds of a feather, forever and ever,
We'll be together
I saw this on the movie I watched today… started to cry and thought of us!!!
I want to be 2 gether with you forever ❤️❤️❤️
I want to be 2 gether with you forever ❤️❤️❤️
by Dreams789 February 23, 2023