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That Sucks Day 

April 15: The shittiest day in April AKA Tax Day AKA The due date to file your taxes.

The day where hundreds of thousands of procrastinators form miles-long lines to the post office at 11:50PM on April 15 because they waited until the last minute to file their taxes. (Even though you get 4 months to do so)

To add to the suckiness of this day, it is also the anniversary of Abraham Lincoln's assassination and the sinking of the Titanic.
That Sucks Day is basically an American tradition/holiday in itself

To celebrate That Sucks Day, it is fitting to go to your local post office and laugh at the idiots waiting in line five minutes before midnight because you filed your taxes months ago
That Sucks Day by WackyJack April 30, 2011
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National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day 

Suck that one 5'5 guy who you brought to the mall dick
"Bro its National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day and I'm 5'5 at the mall!"

violently gargles on his dick

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016