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That one friend 

The one friend everyone has that seems to have what they need no matter how bizarre it seems to be
Friend 1: Hey do you have a giant picture of a rooster in your bag
That one friend: yeah what color?
That one friend by Byestone June 28, 2020

That one friend 

That one friend: that one friend
Me: that one friend?
That one friend: that one friend?!
That one friend by Thatisonefriend January 27, 2022

That one friend 

Zishen: hey yo guys stoppp

Friends: just watch some memes with us plzzzzz

Zishen *makes sure at least one friend is doing work* yea sure

That one friend: 🤨 seriously guys
*later*
That one friend: *reluctantly puts all of the group's names at the end of the video*
Teacher: alr guys time to present your videos
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyy look it's ours
That one friend: (in mind) oh no I didn't do good enough I needed more time I didn't need those idiots in my group I regret joining their group
Their video: *is good enough to be presented to the entire year*
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyyyyy!
That one friend: Nooooooooo
That one friend by Quaxelia May 1, 2023

that one ftm friend

everybody who is transfem - me among them - has that one ftm friend who you want to trade clothes with. you give him jeans, he'll give you a dress and a skirt. he will save your life. And he will give you gender euphoria
me: heyyyyy, so i have some black jeans and a button-down...
that one ftm friend: i'll give you 3 skirts for them.
me: DEAL. YOU HAVE A DEAL

That ONE Ugly Friend 

They ugly guy in the group who thinks he gets bare girls when he doesn't really. Then brags about it 24/7 about being called 'bae' and their whole conversation. Its one of those guys who just pisses you off and you just want to say it straight to their face but don't want to hurt any of their ugly feeling. :
Ugly: Yo, mans chatting bare gyal nowadays, mans gonna be on it and that! She called me 'bae'.

Friend: *thinking in his head* Mate, stfu about getting bare girls. You act like girls have never said BAE to you and you get all happy. Like, chill. Doesn't mean your together. Your ugly anyway, they probably going through you to get to your good looking friends so chill. Its always that one ugly friend
That ONE Ugly Friend by Whargwarm September 6, 2016

That one gay friend 

The very gay sexy friend who is also very kinky and love women<33
Oh it’s that one gay friend: she’s not actually gay tho
That one gay friend by Gay friend September 5, 2021