That IT Guy

The counterpart to "That IT Girl." He is all you think and know you want and need. He loves and hurts you at the same time. He is gifted in more ways that you can fathom. He is intelligent, musical, artistic, sexual, and athletic. He makes you laugh till you almost feel high. He says things to you that make you to cry but recovers with things that make you want to melt. You felt instantaneous or undeniable chemistry when you met. The person you have been always waiting for to come into your life like a "wrecking ball" @Mylie Cyrus.

That IT Guy met That It Girl...OMG. The cutest couple ever. The dynamic duo. A terrific team. STAR CROSSED LOVERS.

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That IT Guy by Rachel2Ruth August 14, 2014

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a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it by sound of freedom March 15, 2021

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Hey guys, I guess that's it

Some mind-blowing last words, said by Ronnie McNutt on Facebook live before pointing a rifle (not a shotgun, it was a rifle) to his chin and shooting himself, literally blowing out his mind.

Ronnie McNutt: Hey guys, I guess that's it.
*Ringtone Noises*
*BANG*
*More Ringtone Noises*

Hey guys, I guess that's it by DrBrad July 16, 2023

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Hey guys, I guess that's it.

Famous last words on August 31, 2020.

Hey guys, I guess that's it. (gunshot)

Hey guys, I guess that's it. by ArcherDooser/Roo October 31, 2023

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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