That’s textbook
That’s textbook by mamimunch69 September 4, 2023
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textbook separation
The failure to stick together in L4D, usually resulting in being pounced by a hunter or pulled by a smoker where your teammates cannot immediately rescue you.
textbook separation by CheeseyWhizz October 24, 2009
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Textbook Sexy
Also known as "plain" or "okay" irl. Basically, you know how everyone in any language textbook usually looks like they're missing a chromosome or something? Well if you're textbook sexy then you're not fugly, you're just... meh. Plain. Average.
Guy 1: Hey, that girl over there's totally making me jizz!
Guy 2: Dude, you should keep that thing under control- she's only textbook sexy.
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Girl 1: Aw man, I wonder why I didn't win the beauty contest!
Girl 2: It's because you're textbook sexy.
Girl 1: -sigh- MLIA.
Guy 2: Dude, you should keep that thing under control- she's only textbook sexy.
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Girl 1: Aw man, I wonder why I didn't win the beauty contest!
Girl 2: It's because you're textbook sexy.
Girl 1: -sigh- MLIA.
Textbook Sexy by HelloAndromeda November 2, 2009
textbook schizophrenia
Doctor! Will you tell me what is wrong with me?
Well, considering all the symptoms, we can say that this is a textbook schizophrenia.
Well, considering all the symptoms, we can say that this is a textbook schizophrenia.
textbook schizophrenia by aragorn the grey May 22, 2011
textbook snobbery
a blind, often aggressive belief in what one's textbook says, in violation of the facts. Derived from the military term "combat snobbery."
French kid: My textbook said capitalism is evil!
Smart kid: And that's why those who live in socialist countries are so poor and unhappy?
French kid: ... but it said Americans are evil!
Smart kid: You seem to suffer from textbook snobbery, sir.
Smart kid: And that's why those who live in socialist countries are so poor and unhappy?
French kid: ... but it said Americans are evil!
Smart kid: You seem to suffer from textbook snobbery, sir.
textbook snobbery by Blazko March 10, 2008
Textbook Slap
When your woman is going down on you, and you arent feeling it. You slap her in the head with a textbook.
When Suzy said, " by the way I have a raging case of herpes" on her way down, I textbook slapped her.
Textbook Slap by The Palvorichk Thrust March 29, 2007
Textbook Status
The below example is a conversation between two people.
"Did you hear about Jim?"-A
"no i did not"-B
"he just hit Textbook Status!"-A
"wow that's great! good for him.."-B
"yea it covers thermodynamics quite well from what i hear"-A
"Did you hear about Jim?"-A
"no i did not"-B
"he just hit Textbook Status!"-A
"wow that's great! good for him.."-B
"yea it covers thermodynamics quite well from what i hear"-A
Textbook Status by Textbook Status October 16, 2010