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Text Rape 

Text rape is an extremely annoying occurrence in which someone (usually a lonely person with no friends) blows up your phone after you mistakenly gave them your number. The unlucky individual on the receiving end of the text rape made the grave mistake of being overly nice to the poor sap and will pay for it indefinitely.

Text rape also has another meaning. Your friends (or spammers) may send you countless texts consisting of random assortments of letters that, when pronounced, sound like rape.
Ex. 1)
Chris: "Looks like you have twelve unread messages from Scott."
Maddy: "Ah shit. I tried to be nice to him because he was sitting by himself but now he won't leave me alone!"

Ex. 2)
New Message: Fidnvjusdghjkdehjgnvebduwaosabv
Recipient: "Yep, I've been text raped."
Text Rape by PsychicJellyfish November 25, 2013

Text Rape 

When you are asked a series of inappropriate (sexual) questions while texting someone.
Brian: Hey Gina,wasup?
Gina: Heyy Brian i'm good!
Brian: Say how do you look in a thong?
Gina: EXCUSE ME!?

Gina was just text rapped by Brian. Don't let this be you!!

TEXT RAPE!
Text Rape by Lawwwddd Tab February 2, 2009

Text Message Rape 

The unwanted barrage of text messages via mobile device(s).
Francis was up until 3 A.M. being Text Message Raped.

Text Raper 

A person who texts you for hours and hours even if you say you are busy. A Text Raper has no life but to stare at his/her phone and wait for texts. He/She responds within 15 seconds of a text and continues texting forever, causing mental and physical abuse to you through text messages.
I was texting Rachel nonstop last night! She wouldn't stop texting me! She is such a Text Raper!
Text Raper by Jshebs March 18, 2008
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026