a new and exciting in-depth sexual act that will also get revenge on your rude and/or obnoxious in-laws. This is executed by taking your significant other up onto a terracotta roof, proforming anal sex, ejaculating into your said partners anus, and then letting the semen drip out of their anus and onto a banana creme pie. you must do this in the month of May, because you will want to save the pie in the freezer for 6 months, letting the semen ferment into a nice hearty garnish. after your long storage time, serve it to his/her in-laws at Thanksgiving
*note*-drinking pineapple juice for a week before performing Terracotta Pie will make the semen taste sweeter, and therefore, easier to blend into the flavors of the banana creme pie
*note*-drinking pineapple juice for a week before performing Terracotta Pie will make the semen taste sweeter, and therefore, easier to blend into the flavors of the banana creme pie
In-laws-"mmmm, this pie is DELICIOUS!"
You-"Yes, its a special recipe that me and your daughter/son made"
In-laws-"whats it called?"
You-"Terracotta Pie"
You-"Yes, its a special recipe that me and your daughter/son made"
In-laws-"whats it called?"
You-"Terracotta Pie"
by RedHorse June 16, 2009
by Ohaiguysit'sGlee. March 20, 2011
A mixture of human excrement and semen which oozes from the anal sphincter due to its colloidal consistency. Terracotta pies can be performed on wither males or females and are especially pleasant when the liquid bubbles from the anal crevice.
Dude, i just gave this bitch a terracotta pie and she bubbled out some brown goo which i then snowballed back into her mouth!
by Da Buddha June 7, 2007
A sexual experience where one person applies a clay, charcoal, or mud facemask to their partner, allows it to dry, then urinates on the masked area.
My ex always said she liked the waterpark, but when she asked me to give her the terracotta tile roof, I had to leave.
by Opieman20XX October 5, 2020
by WizardFrogge February 7, 2022
a term coined to describe a woman who blatantly applies excessive amounts of fake tan;
to the point where she looks orange or more accurately 'terracotta' colored;
generally found to be of low self esteem, and thus more likely to be easy.
to the point where she looks orange or more accurately 'terracotta' colored;
generally found to be of low self esteem, and thus more likely to be easy.
by yourmatebrian January 22, 2014
An oddly square head shaped man with a pink face and blonde, yellow carpet looking hair. Smells of hazlet and onions.
by SecretAnonymous They/ Them October 31, 2023