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teresa strasser 

Teresa Strasser - the #1 Jewish news reporter on The Adam Carolla Show.
Teresa Strassers glowing personality, witty banter, and excellent intuition on gay/nerd/weed walking and blah blah blog draws the listener in and keeps them there despite the sometimes uncouth remarks from her counter parts.
teresa strasser by VCA January 5, 2009

Teresa Strasser 

Strasser co-hosts the Adam Corola show. She is soft spoken but has a razor sharp and classically smart sense of humor. She pays therapists to listen to her while ironically she's paid to be listened to. She also has two other jobs.

She also can bench press 450. She got a 1900 on SATs. She eats wasabi without tearing up. She has proven that inertia is NOT a property of matter. Buddhists have confirmed in a former life, she was a Tyrannosaurus. The 1 - 10 scale was only 1 - 9 before she came around. She wasn't scared at The Ring and didn't cry at The Titanic. She drinks flaming 151 shots for breakfast, sometimes poured over cheerios. She is allowed to go over on the Price is Right and still win.

Danny Bonaduce has her back so if you write negative things about her on urban dictionary you'll be thrown over his head.
Teresa Strasser probably is good at checkers but got picked last for dodge ball.
Teresa Strasser by Steinsensager November 9, 2007

Teresa Strasser 

News Girl on the Adam Carolla Show, which airs 6-10 a.m. on KLSX in LA and is also simulcast to other West Coast markets. A very sexy and funny gal who evens out the testosterone levels!
Teresa Strasser is friggin awesome.
Teresa Strasser by rob8od November 10, 2007

teresa strasser 

A kick-ass Emmy award-winning writer who co-hosts the best radio morning talk show, Teresa Strasser not only showcases a biting wit and quick humor, she also recently didn't marry Batman.
Teresa Strasser is too cool to be defined only as "that jewish girl."
teresa strasser by bachelorette November 13, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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