Tequila Story.

A long story about why someone doesn't drink Tequila anymore. It usually ends with someone puking their guts out or doing something crazy.

Don: So I ended up blowing chunks all over these chicks I was going fuck. That's the ending for my tequila story.

Tequila Story. by DaKoolA1dMan March 26, 2009

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Tequila Story

The term used to describe a crazy past event that occurred while deeply under the influence tequila. This usually is an embarrassing event.

She got her tequila story last night!

Tequila Story by JT06 February 19, 2009

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