A long story about why someone doesn't drink Tequila anymore. It usually ends with someone puking their guts out or doing something crazy.
Don: So I ended up blowing chunks all over these chicks I was going fuck. That's the ending for my tequila story.
by DaKoolA1dMan March 26, 2009
The term used to describe a crazy past event that occurred while deeply under the influence tequila. This usually is an embarrassing event.
by JT06 February 19, 2009