Temecula Prep

TPS (Temecula Prep School or Temecula Prison System) A school so damn depressing that every student wants to kill themselves everyday. They assign 5 hours of homework every night thinking the students are robots and dont have lives. Like seriously we have to wake up at 6:00 get ready, go to school, get home at around 3, do homework (5 hours), and still try to keep up with extra curricular activities, sports, and our social lives. If you go here, im so sorry! Most of the people who go here are the people who can't afford clothes, complain about why there arent enough free dress days, and then when its free dress day they wear the uniform.

Person 1: Ayyy bruh. What school you go to?
Person 2: Temecula Prep :\
Person 1: I'm so sorry......

Temecula Prep by Ummm. Please Stop March 15, 2015

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Temecula Prep

Temecula prep or TPS it is one of the hardest schools you may go to. If you’re there then I’m sorry ur not having fun but that what school is hard work and dedication do don’t be surprised if you don’t like it there, it’s not for everyone but it’s your fault if you don’t succeed so suck it and go to a different school cause TPS is probably to good for you anyway!!

Hey u go to Temecula Prep?

Yeah

Well that’s hard. ( that’s what she said)

Temecula Prep by MintManattee July 28, 2019

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

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Quiche Peanemis

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Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

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A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

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