A bush telly is when a woman has enough cloths fluff in her belly button it starts to look like a tree
by Coozba August 17, 2017
A really nice boy who PMS's like a girl. He's cute, fun to be around, and will still love you at the end of the day if you do something stupid.
by N. E. Bodie March 13, 2012
"Telly teletubby tell me, hit me on my celly celly" - Devonta
Why are you such a telly teletubby?
Alright everyone, here comes the telly teletubby don't say anything you don't want spilled.
Why are you such a telly teletubby?
Alright everyone, here comes the telly teletubby don't say anything you don't want spilled.
by Da Avatar November 7, 2019
"Telly teletubby tell me, hit me on my celly celly" - Devonta
Why are you such a telly teletubby?
Alright everyone, here comes the telly teletubby don't say anything you don't want spilled.
Why are you such a telly teletubby?
Alright everyone, here comes the telly teletubby don't say anything you don't want spilled.
by Da Avatar November 7, 2019
The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
by Mackem Beefy September 20, 2021
The act of cranking one out involving the use of the largest screen in the house (usually the TV in the living room) to watch pornography.
I'm sick of squinting at my phone screen in the toilet while the missus is home. I've got the house to myself tonight so I'm going to crack open a can, get pornhub up on the 60" in the living room and have a nice big telly wank.
by sproates April 29, 2021
by Jerry Malto September 7, 2011