telefunkin 

wHEN UR FUCKIN A BIATCH N WATCHIN THE TV AT THE SAME TIME. YOU'RE A VERY FUNNY MOTHER FUCKER, BUT ALSO A TELEFUNKER.

NOUN- Telefunk... (insult) "man, That Kim Tran is a damn telefunk"
VERB- Telefunkin... "You were telefunkin that biatch last night"

telefunkin by BENSTONE June 2, 2004

telewanking 

Ostensibly at home working but in fact at home jerking off.

The states and the feds have instituted a widely popular system of telewanking that allows folks to collect their full paychecks while honing their binge watching skills.

telewanking by Dr Bunnygirl March 19, 2021

Telefunken u47 

a metaphor for a large dildo. it refers to the u47 microphone made by the German company called Telefunken, it was originally used by Frank Zappa in his album Joe's garage. the cylindrical shape plus the fact that the name sounds like fucken you, lend to the humor

Larry: we got a present for you

marry: what is it, what are you ganna give me
Larry: it looks just like a Telefunken u47... you'll love it
marry: with leather?

Telefunken u47 by aman of the box May 21, 2010

Telefucking 

Phone sex

Have you ever even seen this chick? Sounds to me like your just telefucking her!

Telefucking by mr_boatride May 15, 2010

Telefukkies 

late night teletubbies. favorite characters of Bunny from Retarded Animal Babies. Their "Antenna" bear a close resemblance to dildoes, in a variety of malformations.

I made costumes of all my favorite tv characters! Hooray for the Telefukkies!

Telefukkies by aka_Pyro May 7, 2007

telefunken 

Telefunken; (tel - eh - FUNK - en)

1. Outrageously enjoyable;
2. Super funky;
3. Out-of-this-world exciting;
4. A word used when one has had an exceptionally agreeable experience;

"Gosh, our day at the carnival was telefunken. It was the most exciting day of my life!"

telefunken by Eve and Emily January 31, 2006

Telefunken 

A better way to say phone

Aye bossman where’s me telefunken gone

Telefunken by Leelo140 July 14, 2019