Tejuana Mudslide 

After a night of binge drinking and then eating a Taco Bell,you shit all over one of your passed out buddies.

Tom and fred got all shitfaced and then stopped at taco bell. When they got home,fred passed out and tom gave him the old Tejuana Mudslide.

Tejuana Mudslide by freddie got fingered November 7, 2010

Tijuana Mudslide 

When you're fucking a girl in the ass, and shit starts to come out.

I guess I got a little carried away banging her ass, cause I got caught in a Tijuana Mudslide.

Tijuana Mudslide by satangel989 May 10, 2010

Tijuana Mudslide 

A shart, esp. a badly timed one.

Got myself all cleaned up and ready to go back to the party, then I got hit with a Tijuana mudslide. Welp, I guess no blowjobs for me tonight!

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Damn, took me a long time to get my asshole clean again. Now to go back to the party and get Angelica to suck my dick!

You sHit right back down come boy! I didn’t give you permission to leave.

Bitch, I am done taking orders from a fucking taco. I don’t care how many Tijuana Mudslides you put down my pants. I’m getting my dick sucked. Fuck. You!

Tijuana Mudslide by anonymous July 21, 2022

Tijuana Mudslide 

a shart, esp. a badly timed one.

Got myself all cleaned up and ready to go back to the party, then I got hit with a Tijuana mudslide. Welp, I guess no blowjobs for me tonight!

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Damn, took me a long time to get my asshole clean again. Now to go back to the party and get Angelica to suck my dick!

*You sHit right back down come boy! I didn’t give you permission to leave.*

Bitch, I am done taking orders from a fucking taco. I don’t care how many Tijuana Mudslides you put down my pants. I’m getting my dick sucked. Fuck. You!

Tijuana Mudslide by thierrion July 21, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019