Teenage Syndrome 

For ages of the human being 12 to 18. It's the disease where everything is your fault. No matter what the cause, you are to blame. In addition, if you are male, you are a horndog and if you are female, you are labeled a whore. There is no cure for this disease. Diagnosis usually comes from family members ages 30+. Remedies for this disease include meeting the requests of the person who gives you the diagnosis.

If you have this, you always have an attitude. You always play your music too loud, and you always think you're better and smarter than anyone.

Mom: "Why do you have such an attitude?"

Boy: "Sorry, it must be the Teenage Syndrome"

Teenage Syndrome by MiKeal! March 20, 2009

Dumb Stupid Teenage Syndrome 

DSTS is where a person is dumb and stupid, either by doing dangerous things, being rebellious against law (notably drinking underage), or generally having limited mental capacity.

Person 1: Dude I tied myself to a shopping cart and had my friend push it while running.

Person 2: Sounds like you have Dumb Stupid Teenage Syndrome.

Dumb Stupid Teenage Syndrome by DarthSandpaper September 9, 2021

teenage girl syndrome 

n.
The made-up medical term to describe the way a teenage girl always complains about being fat or ugly. Also used as the acronym TGS. Tell a girl it's a medical condition and it's all over with. Trust me

Girl: I'm so fat and ugly. No wonder boys don't like me!
Boy: Well, for one, you're not fat. But you do have chronic and severe TGS.
Girl: TGS?
Boy: Teenage Girl Syndrome.

teenage girl syndrome by Church Of Kaleb July 31, 2005

Teenage Girl Syndrome 

Removing/adding vowels and constants from words while typing or SMS messaging. Other symptoms include, the frequently misspelling of words on purpose, and the overuse of acronyms.

Girl: OMG, lol ur so hawt!

Boy: You seem to be suffering from TGS.

Girl: Whutttttttt?

Boy: Teenage Girl Syndrome

Teenage Girl Syndrome by redword1314 February 7, 2010

teenage driver syndrome 

TDS is a condition in which younger drivers, particularly teenagers, begin driving like maniacs when there's absolutely no reason to do so. People with TDS don't usually realize their condition and thus blame it on the drivers who are forced to share the road with them.

Guy 1: That fucker cut me off!

Guy2: But you had the red light.

Guy 1: It doesn't matter! I was going to go and he cut me off!

Guy 2: Just let it go, man. It's not like we're in a hurry or anything.

Guy 1: I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!

Guy 2: Slow down! You've got a really bad case of TDS today.

Guy 1: TDS?

Guy 2: Teenage Driver Syndrome

teenage driver syndrome by the dirty liberal November 29, 2009

teenage boy syndrome

when guys are acting horny and wanting some, but the girl isn't feeling it at the time

boy: wanna fuck
girl: golly gee not now, your such a horny bastard
boy:sorry i just have teenage boy syndrome!

teenage boy syndrome by Fedflames September 29, 2005

teenage girl syndrome 

A complete misunderstanding of the poor self image that many teenage girls have and its origins. Reffering to the tendency that many young girls have to believe they are fat, ugly or worthless ,it completely ignores the pressure placed on all women to be stereotypically beautiful and trivialises eating disorders.

Girl: I feel worthless and ugly and fat and I constantly worry about calories, I can't stand what I see in the mirror.

Boy: Lol you've got Teenage girl syndrome.
Girl: I was about to tell you that I have anorexia and depression....

teenage girl syndrome by Iamhumanperson December 3, 2015