Tee-shirt Ignoramous 

(Noun) A person, usually a girl, who wears tee shirts that A. Contain slogans that he or she doesn't understand,
B. is a band tee of a band he or she doesn't listen to,
C. is worn only to impress someone else. At worst in case A, the slogan will be very, very crude and/or sexual. At worst in case B, the subject will not even know that the band he/she has on his/her tee is a band! At worst in case C, the person whom he/she is trying to impress will ask them about it and laugh at the subject for wearing that shirt.

A.Boy: "Practise safe lunch: use a condiment! Haha. I don't get it. OH WELL!"
Store clerk:"You are such a tee-shirt ignoramous..."

B.Girl 1: "Ramones? Probably some new designer brand! FWEE!"
Girl 2:"I looked it up before... All that came up was some icky goth band..."
Store Clerk: "Y'all are ALL tee-shirt ignorami!"

C.Boy: "Woah, you like the Ramones? What's your favorite song?"
Girl: "What? Uh..."
Boy: "You don't listen to the Ramones, do you? Hahaha. You poseur! You're such a tee-shirt ignoramous!"

Tee-shirt Ignoramous by otsanig December 27, 2005

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008