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techneadache 

Something one gets after a day of work staring at the computer or texting for hours upon hours or any continuous use of electronic technology until ones head feels as if it is ready to explode.
I texted Jenn so many times I had to take five Advil to get rid of my techneadache.
techneadache by diegodiegodiego January 15, 2009

technodazzle 

A belief that technolgy is the answer to anything or everything without solid reason or logic.
A non-tech individual or company duped into believing computerisation is the direction to take without the necessary expertise to know of its shortcomings.
The chairman of the bank was technodazzled into moving the operation online. The hackers and fraudsters rejoiced.
technodazzle by SideshowJo March 27, 2021

Technodad 

Everyone's favorite internet father. What a great and wholesome guy.
Person 1: Did you see Technodad's latest post?

Person 2: Yeah, I really enjoyed it! Technodad is the best!
Technodad by Idealthepotatoes December 7, 2023

techmandate 

Noun - the tendency for people to feel compelled to adopt and use a new technology because it has become a de facto requirement due to its widespread adoption by others;

Verb- the act of compelling people to do so (active form), or of being thereby compelled to do so (passive form):

Adjective - as a descriptor of such a product or service (techmandatory)
Noun: Robin felt that her formerly mild interest in purchasing a computer had become a techmandate, because all of her friends had computers.

Verb (active form)- The industry techmandated the use of E-Mail, and almost no one wrote letters anymore..

Verb (passive form) - Everyone else on the bowling teams used the new, precisely balanced bowling balls, and Bruce found himself techmandated into buying one.

Adjective: The adoption of the new programming language became techmandatory.
techmandate by ARog59 August 23, 2024

technacarious 

this mean you that nigga
they call him technacarious benson
technacarious by single black mother September 14, 2025
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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