Tech~nada

A person who has little understanding or practical application of the mainstream device technology developed in the last decade.

"Fred could not connect his cell phone to wifi, he's such a tech~nada!

Tech~nada by LB Sand July 8, 2015

techneadache 

Something one gets after a day of work staring at the computer or texting for hours upon hours or any continuous use of electronic technology until ones head feels as if it is ready to explode.

I texted Jenn so many times I had to take five Advil to get rid of my techneadache.

techneadache by diegodiegodiego January 15, 2009

technodazzle 

A belief that technolgy is the answer to anything or everything without solid reason or logic.
A non-tech individual or company duped into believing computerisation is the direction to take without the necessary expertise to know of its shortcomings.

The chairman of the bank was technodazzled into moving the operation online. The hackers and fraudsters rejoiced.

technodazzle by SideshowJo March 27, 2021

Technodad 

Everyone's favorite internet father. What a great and wholesome guy.

Person 1: Did you see Technodad's latest post?

Person 2: Yeah, I really enjoyed it! Technodad is the best!

Technodad by Idealthepotatoes December 7, 2023

techmandate 

Noun - the tendency for people to feel compelled to adopt and use a new technology because it has become a de facto requirement due to its widespread adoption by others;

Verb- the act of compelling people to do so (active form), or of being thereby compelled to do so (passive form):

Adjective - as a descriptor of such a product or service (techmandatory)

Noun: Robin felt that her formerly mild interest in purchasing a computer had become a techmandate, because all of her friends had computers.

Verb (active form)- The industry techmandated the use of E-Mail, and almost no one wrote letters anymore..

Verb (passive form) - Everyone else on the bowling teams used the new, precisely balanced bowling balls, and Bruce found himself techmandated into buying one.

Adjective: The adoption of the new programming language became techmandatory.

techmandate by ARog59 August 23, 2024

technacarious 

this mean you that nigga

they call him technacarious benson

technacarious by single black mother September 14, 2025