A person who makes tea in a way that tea lovers consider completely wrong, especially by putting the milk in before the hot water or otherwise committing tea-making “crimes.”
1) He poured the milk into the mug before the boiling water. Absolute teadiot.
2) Don’t be a teadiot. Teabag first, then the hot water. please!
3) Only a complete teadiot microwaves a cup of tea
4) The moment she poured the milk in first, we all knew she was the office teadiot
Teadious - the feeling you get listening to Tea Party candidates as they take any steaming horseshit of an idea, stick a flag or a cross in it, and call it cake.
I was listening to the Reid-Angle debate last night - that Angle is fucking teadious.
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speedtraps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"