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Teadiot (noun)

A person who makes tea in a way that tea lovers consider completely wrong, especially by putting the milk in before the hot water or otherwise committing tea-making “crimes.”
1) He poured the milk into the mug before the boiling water. Absolute teadiot.

2) Don’t be a teadiot. Teabag first, then the hot water. please!

3) Only a complete teadiot microwaves a cup of tea

4) The moment she poured the milk in first, we all knew she was the office teadiot
Related Words

Teadious 

Teadious - the feeling you get listening to Tea Party candidates as they take any steaming horseshit of an idea, stick a flag or a cross in it, and call it cake.
I was listening to the Reid-Angle debate last night - that Angle is fucking teadious.
Teadious by HavaBrain October 17, 2010
An idiot who repeats themselves constantly
"I've heard this story ten times already. This guy is a f***ing tediot!"
tediot by beam bag January 27, 2015

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026