The act of pulling one's pants down, sitting on the ground, and pulling yourself across the floor like an old dog.
by p90nub March 31, 2012
1) The act of mass producing extraordinarily low-quality music, themed particularly around "love", fairytales, and other interests of teenage girls, for the consumption by the aforementioned teenage girls, idiots, and the criminally insane.
2) A situation in which one wipes his or her anus on the ground, not unlike an old dog.
2) A situation in which one wipes his or her anus on the ground, not unlike an old dog.
Brett: "Hey man, how's it hanging?"
Logan: "Not too well. I was about to seal the deal with this totally smokin' babe, but then she asked me to be the prince and she the princess, at which point I knew we could never coexist."
Brett: "Damn. Another flawless plot foiled by Taylor Swifting."
Logan: "Not too well. I was about to seal the deal with this totally smokin' babe, but then she asked me to be the prince and she the princess, at which point I knew we could never coexist."
Brett: "Damn. Another flawless plot foiled by Taylor Swifting."
by A_man_with_ears March 30, 2012
When a person memes by pulling down their pants and wiping their bum on the floor like an old dog. From South Park season 16, episode 3 "Faith Hilling"
Greg: So, what do you guys wanna do?
Melvin: Let's do some Taylor Swifting over by that building where they hold AA meetings.
Greg: Good idea, man.
Melvin: Let's do some Taylor Swifting over by that building where they hold AA meetings.
Greg: Good idea, man.
by shannonashleyk March 29, 2012
Taylor Swifting is when you pull down your pants and wipe you butt along the ground like an old dog.
by TiggiOreo June 30, 2019
Guy1 Hey look at that chick over there with her pants down crawling around, she must be
Guy2 No she not special, shes just Taylor Swifting
Guy2 No she not special, shes just Taylor Swifting
by Dizzlemania March 29, 2012
The act of pulling down ones pants and using ones hands to skoot across the ground while being video taped.
Hobo: Yo! Did you see Gilbert yesterday!?!!??!?!?
Hammy: HELL YEAH!!! His ass musta been so dirty after Taylor Swifting for so long!
Hobo: Yeah! He probably gave himself Morgs!
Hammy: HELL YEAH!!! His ass musta been so dirty after Taylor Swifting for so long!
Hobo: Yeah! He probably gave himself Morgs!
by Dr. James Endermanety April 7, 2012
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