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Tadeusz is the sexiest person ever lived. He has a great body, huuuuge dick and thick ass. He’s a born heartbreaker. All bitches want him but he plays hard to get. His secret is that he is actually very sensitive and often cries.
bitch 1: Omg bitch, look at this guy!
bitch 2: Omg he’s so hot. He must be Tadeusz.
tadeusz by tswb November 22, 2021
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The most awesomely, talented attribute that any human being can ever receive. Only receivable from The Lord God Almighty Himself.
Did you see Peter beat Guitar Hero on expert!? I know, he's got the taves!!!!

Do you have the taves?
taves by Frogtown_Mafia May 3, 2008
funny and loves drugs. he is really good with girls. does really stupid shit. probably screwed your sister for fun. and everybody loves him.
wow tavius just screwed my sister.
tavius by rosco38 April 8, 2019
A smart boy, who has great initiative, is charismatic charming and up for anything, always the life of the party and revired for his white, he is loving and caring and achieves all things he sets out to do. Always excelling beyond his peers. Shy and an introvert, the ladies never seem to be far. A person who knows who they are and is unapologetic.
The force was strong with Tavius
Tavius by Marion14 January 30, 2020
The most handsomest, most amazing human being to ever walk the earth. If you meet a Taves trust me you'll think he's hot. So for all the girls out there go get yourself a Taves.
Taves give me a smooch.
Taves by MEPPP March 3, 2022

Tateus maximus

A Tatus maximus is a heroic legendary beast
that commonly roams the country of wales

It has the largest dick of any mammal

know to man

It has the appearance of a tanned child
commonly seen with a skateboard
One guy: dude i was fucking the rabbit in the woods the other night and i saw a tateus maximus
Second guy: bullshit man we live in Colorado that thing lives in wales or so dope place like that
Tateus maximus by Junglebook kid December 29, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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