Tadeusz is the sexiest person ever lived. He has a great body, huuuuge dick and thick ass. He’s a born heartbreaker. All bitches want him but he plays hard to get. His secret is that he is actually very sensitive and often cries.
bitch 1: Omg bitch, look at this guy!
bitch 2: Omg he’s so hot. He must be Tadeusz.
A smart boy, who has great initiative, is charismatic charming and up for anything, always the life of the party and revired for his white, he is loving and caring and achieves all things he sets out to do. Always excelling beyond his peers. Shy and an introvert, the ladies never seem to be far. A person who knows who they are and is unapologetic.
The most handsomest, most amazing human being to ever walk the earth. If you meet a Taves trust me you'll think he's hot. So for all the girls out there go get yourself a Taves.
A Tatus maximus is a heroic legendarybeast that commonly roams the country of wales
It has the largest dick of any mammal
know to man
It has the appearance of a tanned child
commonly seen with a skateboard
One guy: dude i was fucking the rabbit in the woods the other night and i saw a tateus maximus
Second guy: bullshit man we live in Colorado that thing lives in wales or so dope place like that