Tassel Blasted Share definition Flag When your co-worker wears a tassel on his ear and then whips his head quickly to the side, blasting you in the face with nothing but pink tassel. Me: Dude, why is Joe out today? Jason: Didn't you hear, he got totally tassel blasted Tassel Blasted by The Grumpy Munchkin December 2, 2013 Get the Tassel Blasted mug.