a once tree dwelling creature who moved to the big city(tampa) to hang around with a whit kid, a hairy kid a kid whos name i think is cody and this girl that looks like the white kid, but then she cut her hair. Anyways he is an expert at ninja-ing and can dance like it aint nobodies business.
by long dong silvers February 19, 2004
when you give someone a melvin and hook it on one shoulder.
1) capture your victim and take off his shirt
2) give him a melvin and pull it up until legholes are shown
3) put a arm through the leghole and hook the underwear on a shoulder.
4) one nipple should be exposed and one should be hidden by the underwear
5) purple nurple the exposing nipple
1) capture your victim and take off his shirt
2) give him a melvin and pull it up until legholes are shown
3) put a arm through the leghole and hook the underwear on a shoulder.
4) one nipple should be exposed and one should be hidden by the underwear
5) purple nurple the exposing nipple
by wedgiedefiner October 16, 2020
by 3x Poon slayer February 11, 2019
Jane: Yo John, you need me to pick up some Depends for your drive to San Diego this weekend?
John: Nope. I got an XL ShamWow and I'm Going Tarzan.
John: Nope. I got an XL ShamWow and I'm Going Tarzan.
by j*hova December 26, 2009
by f disp June 7, 2003
is a sex position involving two pull-up bars, or a sex swing. Tarzan Catches Jane, also referred to as the TCJ, was named for the following analogy: Tarzan and Jane are swinging through the forest, when Tarzan catches Jane going to have his way with her, but he gets the wrong hole.
The TCJ is not recommended for anal sex amateurs, as it can lead to rectal trauma.
It is a variation of the Italian Chandelier which is another sex position.
The TCJ is not recommended for anal sex amateurs, as it can lead to rectal trauma.
It is a variation of the Italian Chandelier which is another sex position.
Girl 1: Hey hun, why are you walking so funny today? Did you hurt your ankle or something?
Girl 2: No, Nick and I were trying out our new swing last night and decided to try the Italian Chandelier but he missed and we ended up doing Tarzan Catches Jane.
Girl 1: OMG. That's got to hurt!
Girl 2: No, Nick and I were trying out our new swing last night and decided to try the Italian Chandelier but he missed and we ended up doing Tarzan Catches Jane.
Girl 1: OMG. That's got to hurt!
by Jade22SV January 20, 2011
When there was a girl/boy who liked you before you were with your ex-girlfriend/boyfriend and still likes you so you're going to do stuff with her/him now
by informant23 May 4, 2010