Tarp Monkey 

Creepy guy usually found in parents dark basement surfing porn sites because that’s as close as he’ll ever get.
Tarp under computer chair to catch body fluids.

Check that douche by the bar, probably a tarp monkey.

Tarp Monkey by rockkid June 29, 2011

tardmonkey 

Someone with the intellect of a retarded monkey.

You're such a tardmonkey.

tardmonkey by John Wass November 14, 2003

tapmonkey 

Usually used when a person taps/slaps another persons ass.

Stop it, you tapmonkey! My ass hurts!

tapmonkey by ZP April 6, 2003