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Tarp Monkey

Creepy guy usually found in parents dark basement surfing porn sites because that’s as close as he’ll ever get.
Tarp under computer chair to catch body fluids.
Check that douche by the bar, probably a tarp monkey.
by rockkid June 29, 2011
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tardmonkey

You're such a tardmonkey.
by John Wass November 14, 2003
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tapmonkey

Usually used when a person taps/slaps another persons ass.
Stop it, you tapmonkey! My ass hurts!
by ZP April 6, 2003
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