Boy would I like to tap that.

I would never tap that ugly bitch.

OH YEAH... I have tapped that keg many times.
by Anonymous July 18, 2002
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Fine woman, good looking, good looking enough to own your ass
While kicking it at Walmart in the truck in Chandler, Arizona, Ken says to Johnny while looking at some fine cameltoe, TAP!
Then Johnny foams at the mouth. LOL
by crazykens May 30, 2010
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(Psych) Thick As Pig Shit.
Condition where a child appeared to be completely un-educatable, slow, moronic and lazy, frequently getting into trouble for which (in former times) the only solution was repeated savage arse smacking and caning. These punishments are now known to bring temporary relief from the underlying cause of TAPS, i.e. Anal Distraction Disorder (see ADD). The term is now obsolete, being the former psychological term for the condition now recognised as ADD.
Strueth! that Sheila was so TAPS, just could not take a hint, I had to dump her by faking my own death.
by Effluent Mills August 28, 2008
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tits, ass, pussy another way to say a girl is hot
guy #1 damn bro, check out that girl ,shes tap

guy #2 ya your right oh my god shes really fine.
by james john smks June 11, 2008
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(v) To shoot someone usually at point blank range

(n) The shot at point blank range.
We had to tap that mofo 3 times before his legs would stop twitching! Damn, what kind of bullets are these?

Looks like the killer was in the back seat waiting for the victim to get in. The victim took a double tap to the head before he could even start the ignition.
by inane5 February 25, 2005
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A word wiger's use to ask a friend if they have had sex with their girl friend. Or to brag about sleeping with a "chick"!
1. Have you tapped you gf yet?
2. I tapped her last night!
by Uber Cool Definitions July 19, 2006
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