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Tango Blast 

A sexual act between two homosexual hispanic men where one man ejaculates on the other man's back.
Juan: (with a lisp) I met this chico at the "Bent Sombrero" last night.

Bernice: (the female friend with slight ghetto mexican accent): oh ya, is he cute? wha happ'n?

Juan: We went back to my place, had a few cervezas, one thing led to another and the next thing I know I was tango blasting all over his back.

Bernice: That soun'd hot.
Tango Blast by Johnny Parvis January 7, 2010

tango ice blast 

A Cold frozen drink very overpriced and purchased from most overpriced cinemas.
I would like a Tango Ice blast to drink please

Tango ice blast 

Dipping your dick and balls in ice cold water then peeing all over your significant other
Girl: I was going to the cinema and asked for a Tango ice blast. Johnny said OK and told me to go wait in the movie and went away. He came back a little bit later then pee'd on me
Tango ice blast by HaywireHornet February 17, 2019

Tango Ice Blast Day 

Tango ice blasts are amazing drinks which you can buy at bp or cinemas. Tango ice blast day Is 1st of every month