Tampons

A derogatory term for a member of the National Guard or Reserves.

It must be that time of the month, because the tampons are here for drill again.

by Yomommasbae March 1, 2019

Tampon

A person From Tampa

Omar is not a Tampon.
All tampons are wack.

by Tito2holla July 11, 2008

tampon

a tampon is a guy who "only gets stuck up bitches"

A: man justin is always getting harassed by his girlfriend, and it's the same with each one!
B: of course, he's a tampon.
A: a tampon, how so?
B: he only gets stuck up bitches.

by The New Jesus August 15, 2009

tampon

we all know where one of these goes, so to call someone a tampon is to call them a stuck up cunt

such and such is a tampon

by Tom the Enchanter May 5, 2005

tampon

a vaginal plug......

man this tampon really plugs my vaginal area very well

by samuek November 21, 2004

tampon

its placed up in a vagina

my vagina is so bleeding i am putting a tampon in it

by pray4mepl0x April 15, 2009

tampon

A new age bandage for extreme bleeding.

"I just cut my arm, it is bleeding very badly, do you have a spare tampon?"

by wantsome August 12, 2004