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Tamale Stick by Tamale Stick March 27, 2019
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A Poncho short of a Tamale stand
She's a poncho short of a Tamale stand cause when we go to the petting zoo, she eats dirt with the sheep.
A Poncho short of a Tamale stand by Titan2014 July 7, 2017
sizzling hot tamale
This technique is utilized when you are suffering from chronic diarrhea. The long awaited solution to the diarrhea dilemma.
You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).
You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).
"Fuck, I really shit. Like, you don't even understand. I have to piss out my ass"
"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"
"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"
"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."
"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"
"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"
"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."
sizzling hot tamale by men's floor routine fan #1 August 11, 2012
shit tamale
Lauren: Hi Bob
Bob: Hey Lauren
Lauren: What are you holding
Bob: A wedding cake
Lauren: Bob watch out theirs a rock on the floor
Bob tripped over the rock
Bob fell on the cake
Bob got angry and said shit tamale
Bob: Hey Lauren
Lauren: What are you holding
Bob: A wedding cake
Lauren: Bob watch out theirs a rock on the floor
Bob tripped over the rock
Bob fell on the cake
Bob got angry and said shit tamale
shit tamale by Untamed Funny June 27, 2015
Stockton Tamale
A derivation of the famous Alabama Hot Pocket - when a man parts the vaginal lips of his sexual partner and defecates inside. The Stockton variety is when this act is conducted during the woman's period.
Named after the famous Stockton, California, referred to by PBS's Huell Howser as the butthole of the state.
Named after the famous Stockton, California, referred to by PBS's Huell Howser as the butthole of the state.
"Having sex in the middle of her menstrual cycle originally sounded like a bad idea, but nothing tops off the bloody throes of passion than a perfectly timed Stockton Tamale."
"His love for Stockton Tamales ensured that he could never a woman after she menopause. Or a twelve year-old for that matter."
"His love for Stockton Tamales ensured that he could never a woman after she menopause. Or a twelve year-old for that matter."
Stockton Tamale by TheYellowDart90210 August 25, 2011
Shit Tamale
Lauren: Hi Bob
Bob: Hey Lauren
Lauren: What are you holding
Bob: A wedding cake
Lauren: Bob watch out theirs a rock on the floor
Bob tripped over the rock
Bob fell on the cake
Bob got angry and said shit tamale
Bob: Hey Lauren
Lauren: What are you holding
Bob: A wedding cake
Lauren: Bob watch out theirs a rock on the floor
Bob tripped over the rock
Bob fell on the cake
Bob got angry and said shit tamale
Shit Tamale by I'm going to rape you August 8, 2015